Someone spent eons of time compiling images for an expose on the similarities between Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog. I know — finally. The above set of pictures is just one of probably a gazillion that this person posted. Even though the project intends to highlight the perpetually ignored parallel between Batman and the world’s most famous frog (HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN THEM IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER???), it actually leaves me with a greater appreciation for Kermit’s versatility as an actor.

Anyone who knows me at all is aware that my two favorite things in the world are Nikki Sixx and Comic Con. And guess what! I get to cover them both for American Photo magazine! (Nikki Sixx takes pixx in his non-Motley Crue time, and the unit photographer from The Watchmen movie is releasing a book of his set photos.)

In all seriousness now, I’m actually pretty excited for both of these. Having known little about Nikki Sixx before interviewing him (other than the fact that the Crue has an awesome Behind the Music), he turned out to be really dedicated to photography. So I like how that article has shaped up. And all I have to say about Comic Con is this: Wolverine. Will Hugh Jackman make an appearance? If so, I may fan girl all over the place.

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us…”

I loved Dev Patel in Slumdog Millionaire, and a little birdie tells me all the time (Ali) that people like Kumar (aka Kal Penn) from White Castle (he’s done non-stoner related material as well), but I can’t help but envision a Sergio Leone-western shoot out between the two to see who will be the accepted Indian-heritage actor in Hollywood. It’s sad but I can see this being a legitimate conversation among industry hacks. Wouldn’t it be lovely if both Dev and Kal got regular work? Whoa, both of their names are three letters long. Will the similarities ever end? Cue the damn spaghetti western music.