Since I’ve not-so-recently become obsessed with English culture and TV shows, I’ve noticed how much the UK seems to accept Courtney Love. They think she’s cool. They think she spouts wisdom. They think she’s stylish.

Wait: this woman?

It’s baffling. Do they not realize that she was probably legally removed from the US for being a bat shit crazy, drug-addled bag lady? Apparently not, because the genuinely “cool” Brits keep her around.

Still, when I read about Topshop’s new shirt with Love’s face on it—called “Clown Girl”—I assumed it was finally an example of Blighty picking up on her trainwreck ways. It’s got to be a joke, right? No. It’s an artist’s rendition of “modern femininity” (see below) because Love “isn’t afraid to be creative with her look.”

I’m sorry — this woman?

Seriously? Courtney Love as a beacon of feminine style? Seriously?? Maybe once upon a time, but have you seen her lately? Have you seen her FACE lately? Her hair? I don’t believe these things to be an intentional style, but rather a sad degradation of what she used to be. Her appearance is like a visual manifestation of her inability to stop. Too much heroin results in too much eye shadow and garter belts around her head.

There is one person in England who seems to see through her though: